Below is a photo essay of Carly and the bada bing italian ice boy. "He was really socially awkward, and all he cared was the mosquitos and the flies. He kept mentioning his feet hurting," says Carly. Also, a correction from an earlier post: bada bing boy doesn't actually wear a camo hat! We discovered today that it was just a solid army green baseball cap that he sweats in enough to make an almost-camo-esque design. cuh-yute!
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| Here Carly poses while bada bing boy bends over and Mary makes an uncomfortable face off to the left. |
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| Bada bing boy is so patriotic! And whadda cute fanny pack! |
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| It looks like they're holding hands and professing their love for one another, but Carly is actually just giving bada bing boy two dollars entirely in change. He proceeded to count the change diligently, partially to show that he wasn't going to let Carly's good looks hurt his business, and partially to show off his elementary math skills as a flirting technique. Nice try, bada bing boy! We're not wooed. |
Overall, we have one word for this boy: disappointing. Actually, two: disappointing and
snaggle-toothed. But he's still a nice guy, so we'll leave him for the rest of the hos out in Topsail.
peace out hos, xoxo <3 <3 <3
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