topsail ho #wannabe

S/O to our topsail ho wannabe!!!

facts about her:

-tried to sit with us at the pool and be our friend. It didn't work. #2popular4u
-wore same bathingsuit as Carly TWICE in order to 1. impress carly, 2. use it as a conversation starter
-tried to tan next to us on the beach. #stillnotimpressed
-OBSESSED with us, #weird
-sexually attracted to us #lesbian #notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat

this is the wannabe tanning on the beach next to us in carly's same swimsuit. #desperate

GAHHH!!! why are we so popular???

y'all hos wish us luck getting RID of this STALKER!

ps we're flattered she likes us ♥ ♥ ♥
xoxo wannabe ho