this freshman ho loves to tweet and text her BF. she is the cofounder of the suggestion pitcher and a co-captain of the freshman topsail cheer squad. after leaving topsail she's off to college of charleston. so long sucka!
KaThRyN <3 <3 <3
this sophomore ho is a ginger who gets sort of tan considering her pale complexion, but mostly just gets freckles. she is a master virgin...jello shots cook (gotcha!), and she's off to american university in the fall. l8r h8r.
KaTiE <3 <3 <3
this sophomore ho forgot to bring a bathing suit bottom and went nakey all week. just kidding she got a new one. she talks in her sleep, but who doesn't? (most of us). she's so glam she pulls off earrings at the gym, and she's off to vanderbilt in a week! peace out biotchez!
aLeX <3 <3 <3
this freshman ho got here late and has still been makin' this real world even realer. her puerto rican heritage adds some flava to the ho-gang. she's the co-captain of the freshman cheer squad. she is here to constantly reinforce how nobody has a brain and everyone is STUPID!!! thank goodness for alex! she's off to university of arizona to live among the succulent cacti. aloha! (¿did you know that means goodbye in español?)
KaTeLyN <3 <3 <3
this freshman ho is the tannest of them all. will she get skin cancer??? we'll find out later. everyone wishes she would stop being so awkward (but we don't think she gets it...aWkWaRd). i guess we like her just fine. can't wait till she goes to NC state in a few days and leaves us alone! cya later gator!
LiZ <3 <3 <3
this sophomore ho gets the most flack in the ho house. she is so awkward and ugly, despite being extraordinarily hot. she's the one most likely to attract creepy drunk older men. thanks for the fudge, ya selfish ho! she's going back to st. olaf in minnesota to freeze her ballz off. in a while, crocodile!
cArLy <3 <3 <3
this freshman ho giggles a lot, mostly about stuff that's not funny. but she redeems herself by going to the gym ALL the time. when she comes back all sweaty and stanky, she always is sure to ask the rest of us whether we've showered (we have, carly). she's also co-founder of the suggestion pitcher. she's off to UNC in the fall, and she probs won't take her hair down there either. let's blow this popsicle stand!
MaRy <3 <3 <3
this fourth grade ho is way too young to be hanging out with us, but it's community service so whatevs. she thinks she knows what sex is, but she doesn't. she likes to poop on the ground (figuratively) and scare people when they're holding dangerous objects. she's coach of the freshman cheerleading squad. next year she'll still be in elementary school. sux 4 her! peace out ya alcoholic sucka!
Phard approves as long as there is no police involved.
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