A Creepy Encounter...

Dear Faithful Hos,
Tonight was CRAZY! We went to the gym, just like any ole day (because we're really athletic). We were totes pop and got two phone calls. #Boysblowingupourphones (shoutout to our twitter hoz) and shoutout to Charles and Ben! After burning lots of calories, which we later consumed in Strawberry soda and tender white popcorn, we went to the pool for a sexy night swim. Some of us got raccoon eyes while others looked like dying fish flopping pathetically in water to avoid running mascara, and yet we still got action. But not good action. Actually, it was quite creepy. (Nothing we're not used to, since no normal boys talk to us [camera cuties, hit us up PLEASE! we are DESPERATE, believe it or not].) Buzz-cut tattoo arm man first waved, and being our desperate flirty selves, we reciprocated. This along with one of us singing filthy song lyrics (J. Cole shoutout!) led him to believe we are not virgins. Which we clearly are, for the most part. Don't read too much into that. In fact, forget we ever said that. Then he called us over and we pretended not to hear him, but he continued calling until the awkwardness was unbareable (we're not sure if that's a word). We pretended to be ignorant as he circled the pool like a hawk. Buzz-cut tattoo arm man was not for us. We called the other girls for protection as we sneakily left the pool. I guess love will have to wait for another day. Also, there were three boys we were totally into (from a distance, without knowing their ages or levels of attractiveness) who failed to make any eye contact what-so-ever despite our relentless staring. So like we said, maybe when the sun is shining the boys won't be able to ignore our insane beauty any longer.

XOXO Topsail Hoz



UPDATE!!!!! the potentially attractive boys were in cahoots with buzzcut tattoo arm man! we found out due to diligent stalking from the balcony. that's right. later y'all!