Tuesday, August 9, 2011

SUGGESTION PITCHER!!!

every topsail ho needs to know what's up, and doing it in a passive aggressive way is the best option, duh! that's why we have a SUGGESTION PITCHER!!! we have some of our classic suggestions listed below. spelling and punctuation has been kept authentic to better reflect the emotions of the hos who wrote each original suggestion.

*** if you want to see some virtual suggestions (shoutout to twitter hoz!) check out the #suggestionpitcher page by clicking on any #suggestionpitcher hashtagged in mgilley23's tweets. or click HERE!!!



- Boys need to start loving us!
- no tongue kissing EVAR!!!
- mary should stop eating so many frickin' push pops. it's so dirty.
- more meowmorphosis
- We should spend a night worshiping god & jesus!!!
- I suggest we take ALL OF THESE SUGGESTIONS SERIOUSLY
- the surfers need to get over here
- NO GINGERS ALLOWED...KAT!!
- I WISH KATIE WOULDN'T TALK IN HER SLEEP
- the walls are an icky poop color. let's paint them ORANGE (gingerz rule)
- Liz needs to stop pooping in her bathing suit.
- Kathryn NEEDS 2 hurry UP!
- Liz should get here on time or go back to Indiana
- USE YOUR BRAIN YOU R SOOO...STUPID!!!!
- Liz should stop being such a selfish ho and buy us more fudge.
- Stop eating my fudge.
- NO VEGGIE LASAGNA
- Katie: Please stop being so wonderful. You too, Kathryn. Liz...stay average
- Carly needs to stop asking people if they have showered!
- Katelyn need 2 stop being so AWKWARD
- Kathryn needs to stop being such a whore!
- Madeline needs to stop being so jealous of how hot her older sister is
- Liz needs to get DRUNK!!!!!
- Liz needs to lose weight, get pretty, and just stop talking uggghh... really, though...
- Everyone needs to get prettier! OH WAIT! That's impossible

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