S'mores with the whores!!!

disclaimer: sorry this is long, but it's worth the read ;) ;) ;)

We had loooooooow expectations for our night with the camera cutiez. We learned that their names were Stefan and Zach, and that Stefan was "100% Serbian," which we're hoping was the reason for his horrible grammar and spelling via text. We tried to convince him that we were from "the UK maybe," but he wasn't fooled...and we didn't try very hard. so we win.

look how pissed we are to HAVE to make s'mores with these weirdos who write letters specifically to certain people when all of us hos are really hot.

Then we went down to the grills (unhappily, cuz we're PISSED, seen above) to wait for them. We found a grill that was still hot!!!!!!!! (just like us) (shoutout to alex!) Shortly after, the boys came down in practically matching tank tops (most likely the same ones they wore when we met them last night, either that or all their tanks look the same). It was awkward, and they left together to 1) get lighter fluid and 2) hookup with each other in the elevator (probs). But....

We weren't alone for long, because immediately after camera cutiez left, surfer boys showed up. WITH BUZZCUT TATTOO ARM MAN!!!!!! EEEWWWWWWWWWW. these were the boys Carly was going to talk to today, so mission accomplished. we offered them s'mores and one of them ate a marshmallow and the rest didn't eat anything (so they're probably manorexic). the hawk from last night admitted to being a 24 year old hanging around with the 17 year old surfer boys, so if he wasn't completely creepy last night, he sealed the deal this time.

it's their backs! we're so sneaky. isn't buzzcutt tattoo arm man just as creepy as you imagined???

Then the surfer boys left as Stefan and Zach (camera cutiez!!!) approached, and from there the night was magical and we discovered they were waayyyyy cooler than we imagined. They used their lighter fluid to heat the love in our hearts and get us all hot (jk, but they really did make huge flames go up in the grill). probs symbolic. And we made delish s'mores.

Then we talked, and met the eleven-year-old note delivery boy, Daniel. Soulmate for Mary? Quite possibly <3 <3 <3. After lots of heart-to-heart bonding, we moved to the gazebo for a racy game of truth or dare........ it was real awesome! Liz licked a pole and Stefan failed to tell so much as a knock knock joke (embarrassing), but we still got to see their true personalities (like when they discussed their bongs and interest in sperm...donations [gotcha!] [we offered our moral support for any actual sperm donation {I mean, they'd make great kids, right? don't take this the wrong way}]). Our friend Robert came to visit with his GF Megan, and the two of them fit right in! We discussed alcohol 'n drugs a lot, and came to a consensus that the cops in Annapolis are waaaayyyy more lenient than those in NC. And then some tween girls in their PJs made an awkward situation by running past us and saying "Awkward." It didn't have to be that way, girls!!! REALLY?!?!

look how happy we are! clearly we're meant to be bffs! and everyone is more attractive in real life than they are in this pic, trust us.

some quick fun facts about the camera cuties!
- the surf, they skateboard, and they're making a documentary
- they told us they had some footage on youtube, such as this lovely thang:

- they may be transferring to Charleston with Madeline in a year.
- they both hate natty light
- they didn't buy their tank tops together, but we don't believe them. the colors coordinate so well!
- they like to snuggle together to watch TV (they may have said this as a joke, but we think we reserve the right to take it out of context)

overall, we had a lot more fun than we anticipated, and we like 'em! they encouraged us to talk to any and all surfers we see at the beach, so high hopes for tomorrow ;). have fun snuggling together tonight, boys!

xoxo hos.