The world is in your hands...

Have you ever wanted to be the President????
(Especially all you ladies out there... GIRL POWER!!!)
Well, here's your chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're on the lookout for a president for our fan club! Nice! This is a great leadership opportunity and resume builder. Plus, you'll get to interact with celebrities (such as ourselves) regularly, and you can even work from home! Sounds like a great experience.

To be considered for this once in a lifetime opportunity, all ya gotta do is fill out the application posted below and email it to us at topsailhoz@gmail.com.

This job is considered an unpaid internship opportunity, though we might be willing to send you some fudge as a reward for your service ;). 1-2-3-GO!

CLICK HERE FOR APPLICATION

xoxo,
hoz
ps. we couldn't do it without the fans

topsail ho #wannabe

S/O to our topsail ho wannabe!!!

facts about her:

-tried to sit with us at the pool and be our friend. It didn't work. #2popular4u
-wore same bathingsuit as Carly TWICE in order to 1. impress carly, 2. use it as a conversation starter
-tried to tan next to us on the beach. #stillnotimpressed
-OBSESSED with us, #weird
-sexually attracted to us #lesbian #notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat

this is the wannabe tanning on the beach next to us in carly's same swimsuit. #desperate

GAHHH!!! why are we so popular???

y'all hos wish us luck getting RID of this STALKER!

ps we're flattered she likes us ♥ ♥ ♥
xoxo wannabe ho