Bringing Sexy Back???

Dear faithful hoz,

It's that time of year again ;)

To celebrate our 2 year ho-versary, we're ho-in' it up on 2 new social media outletz!!! (twitter and instagram--handles for both are @topsailhoz--duh!) Check those for short updatez, but for all the drama, alwayz check us out here on the blog.

This week it's just three of the hoz, Kathryn, Madeline, and Mary, but all our past hoz are forever in our heartz (S/O to y'all. LYLAS). Look out for a "Where Are They Now" post about our fallen hoz later in the week!

Oh yeah, Ho Dad and Ho Mom are also here... hope they don't make us eat veggie lasagna....

We know you've been waiting almost a year for us hoz to return to topsail (or if you're new to the blog, you're just excited to start delving into the archives of our hist-ho-ry). Whoever you are, you're welcome.

XOXO, Topsail Hoz

P.S. as alwayz, give us your feedback! Tweet us, instagram us, email us (topsailhoz@gmail.com), facebook us, or even text-a-ho if you're lucky enough to be in our inner circle. We've been known to S/O our most loyal hoz and include their reviews.

P.S.S. If you have a suggestion, just hashtag it to #suggestionpitcher on twitter and instagram! (Are you new and don't know what a suggestion pitcher is? Read all about it here.)

Peace out suckaz!

The sPo0Oo0Oo0Oo0oOKy Tale of the VEGETABLE lasagna

Do you remember the suggestion from the suggestion pitcher about the veggie lasagna? You should if you care about us. Clearly, ho-mom didn't pay much attention to our suggestion pitcher, and tonight... she did the unthinkable!

♫♫♫dum dum DUUMMMMMMMM♫♫♫

It all started one dark and stormy night (don't worry guys, we're just setting the mood, it was actually just another beautiful day at the beach for us hos!) and we just returned home from the grocery store where we bought (get ready): two frozen pizzas, one dozen donuts, two packs of break and bake cookie dough, one box of frosted pre-made Food Lion cookies, chocolate fudge,  peanut butter fudge, Klondike Reece's bars, two bags of Swedish fish, and two bags of Sour Patch watermelon gummies (Shoutout to diabetes!). Suddenly, when we walked through the door, the smell of the dreaded vegetable lasagna invaded our innocent nostrils!!!!!!!! It was HORRIBLE! We didn't know what to do, so we went and blogged until dinner was ready...


As dinner was served, we braced ourselves. Some of us covered it in hot sauce, some picked out the veggies and made gross faces, and some liked it all along, but went with the peer pressure of hating veggie lasagna.

pics of nayasty lasagna

 Liz is stoked to eat this lasagna!

 

Don't eat it too fast, Alex!

 end results of gross lasagna

Can you believe some of us got seconds? It turns out ho-mom was sort of right when she said it "wasn't that bad" and we "might like it." gaahhh. Don't worry, we're working on finishing the rest of the junk food as we speak (blog).

xoxo, veggie hos