The Scoop on Poop....A Sneak Peek between the Cheeks - An Investigative Report on Toilet Paper

Last night, we noticed how thin our toilet paper was. But, the Ho Rents had nice, thick toilet paper. This did NOT seem fair.
         The thin toilet paper ripped easily, got stuck between the cheeks, AND was not very "comfortable".... if ya know what I mean... ;D
          Let's get the investigation rolling...We sent photographer, Kathryn, to go to the scene.

The bathroom...not so *innocent*

quick selfie in the bathroom mirror - protocol

VERY THIN toilet paper

ya don't want this getting stuck anywhere...

comfortable? think AGAIN BUDDY

 the comfort toilet paper DENIED to the topsail hoz... :(

             We had an interview with Ho Mom about the scandal. If this doesn't suggest parental neglect, we don't know what does.

"GIRLS, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET A NEW ROLL OUT OF THE CLOSET?"

That's not even relevant, Ho Mom. We're trying to investigate.

"DID HO-DAD NOT PUT ANY TOILET PAPER IN?"
"I WALKED IN USED THE BATHROOM, COMPLAINED ABOUT THE CRAPPY TOILET PAPER, AND TOLD HO DAD TO PUT A NEW ROLL IN"

Likely story...
      

      So........ Just gonna wrap this up... if ya know what I mean ;D
            We have not yet changed the toilet paper. We're too lazy, We're making Ho Mom do it.
     

 

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