green with envy???

~*~*~RECIPE FOR POPSICLE BEER~*~*~
(a mary original)

ingredients:
- 6 green freezy pops
- 1 corona

directions:
1. have someone of age (like your father) drink the corona
2. wash the bottle out
3. freeze the freezy pops in the freezer
4. remove the entire package of freezy pops from the freezer
5. pick out only the green and blue ones (2 green*, 4 blue)
6. microwave each blue or green freezy pop individually until it's room temperature
7. cut open and pour each freezy pop into the corona bottle
8. leave all the freezy pop wrappers on the counter in a sticky mess until your mom comes home
9. pose with the popsicle beer and feel really cool**
10. don't finish it!
11. leave the popsicle beer out until your mom says "can i throw away this concoction?"***


*some packages may have more greens than others. feel free to use up to 6 greens and as few as 0 blues. if you don't like the green ones you can also choose to use a different flavor. our package only had 2 greens, and it now has 0 greens thanks to this recipe. mary's favorite flavor is green.

**you may also choose to take the popsicle beer into the bathroom and sit in the jacuzzi with it. this only applies to people who have jacuzzi tubs, maybe in their parents' bathrooms.

***you can choose to either finish drinking it or let her dump it out. we chose to not finish it because it was gross.

EnJoY! ;B (buck-toothed wink)